You really coming over, don't trick.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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