I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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