I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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