covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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