didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
