I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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