I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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