did you get engaged???
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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