I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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