Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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