I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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