People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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