Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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