Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
