WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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