I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
nutella sex= disaster
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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