4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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