My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
