booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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