I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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