Come see our sink grown plant.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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