i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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