he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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