Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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