He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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