I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
