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i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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