So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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