is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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