I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I am naked and annoyed.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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