I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
A bitchslap is in order.
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