i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The feeling are messing with the penis
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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