Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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