New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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