i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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