Me. At least after what I've been through.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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