Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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