She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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