Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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