i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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