there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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