almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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