why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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