he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I think people are normalizing furries
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize
