I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
As shirtless as possible
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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