from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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