She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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