Can i not drive my cunt home
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
