You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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