You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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