Who did Billy Mays play for?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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