How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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